dax-symbiont:

“i’m like if a boy was a girl” “i’m like if a girl was a boy” yeah well i’m like if a grumpy old man was a cranky old lady

himbofisher:

woolandflax:

cringepoop:

You wouldn’t understand

is now a good time to mention that the woman in the screenshot literally runs rotatingsandwiches.com

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mr-elementle:

modpix-blog:

hovfire:

wastelander997:

I feel like people forget that Toon Link is, canonically, the only Link aside from maybe the original NES one to permanently kill Ganondorf.

Like in all of Toon Link’s games (at least the ones following Wind Waker) he never fights Ganon again. He kills him once and for all.

This dumbass

I just find that funny

he wasn’t even the chosen one or anything he just woke up one day, got his sister kidnapped, made the gods acknowledge him, and killed ganon

Literally searched the entire ocean to put the triforce of courage back together and rebuilt the master sword almost from scratch.

Also side note ganon is the most cunning and dangerous in this game of them all since he, again, got rid of the triforce and master sword before the game even began.

If he didn’t kidnap links sister he would have won

It’s my personal headcanon that the reason windwaker’s sequels are so weird in terms of villains, is because this little bastard ENDED demise’s curse. Like the curse was that Demise would return with the hero and zelda over and over, and since this kid WASN’T a reincarnation of the hero he ended the curse by breaking the cycle through sheer big brother energy

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zlobskiy:

bishopfish:

bishopfish:

Imagine being a tuna (Atlantic bluefin, Thunnus thynnus). You are a super predator, over six feet long and almost a ton. You are as beautiful and shiny and mercilessly efficient as a sports car, a true marvel of the sea. But you taste so fucking good

I agree with you and also think this is some kind of philosophical point. Cruel efficiency will not save you when you have soft delicious insides

i have good news for the person who wrote that tag and bad news for sports car drivers

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official-kircheis:

catilinas:

catilinas:

3:28am thinking about Him (captain death of the terrible privateer)

ALT

ALT

nominative determinism win: captain death died

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afloweroutofstone:

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vamp1rate:

Have you ever hallucinated? (hallucinations differ from illusions, which is experiencing real stimuli but interpreting it as being something different from reality)

yes, visual

yes, auditory

yes, tactile (feeling on/under skin)

yes, gustatory (taste)

yes, olfactory (smell)

yes, somatic (feeling inside the body)

yes, two or more of these types

no, I’ve never hallucinated

other (please specify)

show results

please answer honestly, or simply hit show results. if there’s interest, i can make one for illusions as well. If there’s any confusion on terminology, let me know and I’ll be happy to explain.

reblogs to increase sample size are appreciated, but nobody is under any pressure to reblog this.

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trekcore:

ds9vgrconfessions:

He was more than a hero. He was a union man!

Grand Nagus Rom represents!

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energyprison:

cats are alayws like could you kiss me on my little head please? [0.2 seconds without response] okay. time for punching to death then

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foreskinnty:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

We don’t talk enough about the two identical old women who just hang around Azula saying ominous shit in unison. What’s their deal. Is there a comic about them. Are they paid for their services

WHAT FUNCTION DO YOU SERVE IN THE GOVERNMENT

They serve cunt and omens. What more do you need?

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